The Creative Salt

So recently I did some serious scientific research on the true identity of Barack Hussein Obama. What I discovered was that Obama is not of African and Caucasian decent. No he is not, he must be of Asian decent! How did I discover this astonishing “truth”? Well I will tell you. I took the picture above and opened it in Adobe Photshop. I then used an incredible and insightful tool called the eyedrop. What I found will astonish you. Obama’s color breakdown is as follows. 

15 cyan

61 magenta

79 yellow

2 black

From this accurate and intuitive tool we discover that Obama is mostly yellow! Not black, or white. So if he isn’t a black man, nor a white man, nor a half black, half white man, but a yellow man, that would make him Asian correct! This must be the “truth!”